New Finds: Bite Me Steak Branding Iron

What will a guest at your barbecue think when confronted with a steak that has the legend “Bite Me” burned into it? Who is the speaker? Is it the grill master, expressing hidden seething resentments? Is it the steak itself? Is everyone laughing at you? Should you just go home and crawl into a bottle of Scotch?

Bite Me Steak Branding Iron, $24.95

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