Rainbow Room’s R-Rated Review

New York’s Daily News recently visited the fabled Rainbow Room and published one of the most scathing restaurant reviews since Frank Bruni went to Ninja.

Here are three tiny amuse-bouches to help persuade all lovers of bile and schadenfreude to read the original review:

“When the culinary highlight of your three-course meal is the breadsticks, you won’t be recommending the restaurant anytime soon.”

“My bland pumpkin ravioli appetizer was sloshing in grease. The foie gras tasted a long time gone from the goose. The rubbery Maine lobster appeared to have drowned in ketchup.”

Finally, and possibly most damning:

“I wish we’d gone to Popeye’s instead.”

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