In case you missed it, the South Park season 14 (really!) finale was pretty funny. Stan's dad, Randy, becomes obsessed with the Food Network and gets all, um, sexual over shallots. And says crème fraîche a lot.
You gonna deglaze that? Randy finds there's a lot of hot pan-roasted action on the Food Network Hotline. Profanity is bleeped but it's probably still NSFW.
Cartman does a pretty good Gordon Ramsay. You're taking the piss, yeah? You can't cook!
Randy takes over the school cafeteria. And sings!