The latest victim of the Chinese melamine milk scare is bittersweet. Sex shops in Britain have been forced to pull chocolate intimacy products—including a chocolate body pen and chocolate spread intended for application on the male wangdoodle.

The Daily Mail reports:

“Affected products include a chocolate nipple spread, a similar ‘Chocolate-flavoured Willy Spread’ and a pack that contains a chocolate-flavoured ‘body pen’—all made in China by a manufacturer called Le Bang.”

This does, of course, raise the question of what precisely makes a chocolate nipple spread different from a chocolate willy spread.

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