The latest victim of the Chinese melamine milk scare is bittersweet. Sex shops in Britain have been forced to pull chocolate intimacy productsincluding a chocolate body pen and chocolate spread intended for application on the male wangdoodle.
The Daily Mail reports:
“Affected products include a chocolate nipple spread, a similar ‘Chocolate-flavoured Willy Spread’ and a pack that contains a chocolate-flavoured ‘body pen’all made in China by a manufacturer called Le Bang.”
This does, of course, raise the question of what precisely makes a chocolate nipple spread different from a chocolate willy spread.