Three other ridiculous tools they offer that we mostly definitely do not need:
1) A pasta measure that measures out pasta for one, two, three, or four people. Also known as your hand.
2) The banana handle—you slip this plastic banana thing over a pan handle so you don't get burned. Also know as a ... anyone? Anyone? A potholder, yes.
3) A kiwi peeler. No words. There are no words.
On the entire kitchen tool page, we found a single clever tool: the fold-flat grater. Now, that's kind of awesome.
Well, come to think of it, the mouse cheese grater is kind of cute. So way to go with the graters, guys.