It’s Battle Crustacean at Food Musings, where Catherine gamely takes on the task of preparing lobster tail as a late Saturday supper for herself and Mr. Food Musings. The saga unfolds in seventeen acts, which include tears, bloodshed (yes, bloodshed!) and bitter recriminations. It’s a hilarious culinary saga for the record books, though yes, in the end, the lobster does win.

But watch out-hell hath no fury like a woman bested by a lobster tail.

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