“They’re just like us!” trumpets the Food Section, riffing on Us Magazine’s well-known regular feature while introducing a link to Celebrities Eating Dot Com.

Why does it make a humble nobody feel better to see Britney Spears snarfing down tacos? Or a superskinny Nicole Richie on the business end of a slice of pizza? Or George Bush taking on an ear of corn? I really couldn’t say. But there’s some reason I clicked through 20 pages of this stuff.

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