If this is the first you’ve heard of Roboexotica, the ninth annual symposium for cocktail robotics, you’re too late. The Vienna-based conference wrapped up in late November, but Wired has assembled a fancy slideshow of some of the robo-highlights.

The first image is a doozy:

The Urinator is just about as bad as its name would imply. The machine was the Jim Morrison of this year’s event, pissing into guests’ glasses. The Urinator might not look good in leather, but it probably won’t end up facing indecency charges, either.

Personally, I’m fond of the ’bot with a built-in modified Breathalyzer. Blow into it, and it recommends your next drink. Now that’s a labor-saving device.

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