I’m a firm believer that a kitchen says a lot about someone’s personality. Show me your kitchen, and I will tell you who you are. Show me your astrological sign, and I will guess your birthday month—and I will probably get it wrong. Still, there are probably a few people out there who are as devoted to their daily horoscopes as they are to their favorite cooking gadgets—and the website for HGTV’s What’s Your Sign? Design just might make their day.

The site offers kitchen horoscopes that explain which design styles suit each sign best. I’m a Capricorn, and for the most part, I fit the description. I do “like meals planned in advance” and “have a few tried-and-true family recipes which date back generations,” but I’m not sure about being the sign “most deserving of a fancy espresso machine”—I’m more of a tea drinker.

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