"You could decide not to care what people think of your food choices. I've been pretty successful with this method. But if you can't, and you're worried that people will think you're too cool, try wearing unfashionable outfits to balance things out. I've been pretty successful with this method, too."
"In my house my grandmothers gave all the babies chicken bones (cleaned off) to gnaw on when they were teething ... the first time I did this with one of my children I thought my mother in law would pass out!"