Crave is running exactly the kind of quiz Americans need to master in our complicated post-9/11 world: a sorting of names associated with Star Wars, baseball, and Thai cuisine.

If you remember that terrific scene in The Empire Strikes Back where Rad Na challenged Putsy Caballero to a lightsaber duel—or you seem to recall ordering the chicken Max Rebo with a side of Kit Fisto at the Bangkok Palace—this is not the quiz for you.

All in all a brilliant concept, but next time it’d be nice if the Crave folks could get their technical crap together and provide clickable multiple-choice bubbles. Because nothing is more worthy of extra production time than a quiz featuring both Pad See Ew (Thai food!) and Admiral Schlei (baseball player!).

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