In regards to that old reliable KitchenAid mixer sitting in your kitchen, the poetically named has this to say: “Time to FLAME IT UP!!!”

Did you know that every year over one million KitchenAid mixers are sold AND NOT A SINGLE ONE WITH FLAMES!!!! Only you can put a stop to this tragedy.

Flame decals for your mixer start at around $15 and go all the way up to $34.95 for the double kit … which helps you save $$$ on that second mixer!

Of course, if factory-issue flames aren’t your thing, you can always hit up your local auto-detailing shop and get yerself something like this.

Gotta love a KitchenAid that won’t scare off the deer as you haul it around in the dense underbrush of the Yooperland.

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