Just in case the ranch keg wasn’t fancy enough for your tastes, Hidden Valley just made a $35,000, jewel-encrusted bottle of America’s most beloved salad dressing. This majestic bottle is decked out with 75 carats worth of diamonds and sapphires, as well as 18-karat white gold. (Hence the steep price tag.) It’s all topped off withan adorable mini-crown for a cap.
If the only way to fill the empty void in your life is with a condiment that’s worth five figures, there’s good news—the bottle could be yours. Hidden Valley is running a contest in which one lucky person will win the most glittery bottle of ranch of all time. All you have to do is follow and retweet the tweet below to enter. The winner will be chosen on May 19.
✨FOLLOW & RETWEET FOR A CHANCE TO WIN! ✨ Nothing marks #NationalRanchDay like a real jewel-encrusted ranch bottle fit for people who royally love ranch.
— Hidden Valley (@HVRanch) March 9, 2018
The bottle was created in honor of the upcoming royal wedding. While it won’t be sent to the royal family, Hidden Valley assures us that the bottle will be “sent on a journey overseas.” I’m sure Prince Harry and Megan Markle will cherish the fact that a bejeweled condiment bottle got to travel to Europe in their honor. What better way for America to send its regards than with a gemstone-laden bottle of its finest export?
Tomorrow, March 10, is also National Ranch Day, yet another reason this sparkly bottle was created. The unofficial food holiday celebrates the best-selling salad dressing in the country. According to a national survey, over 140 million citizens consumed the dressing in the last year alone! Be sure to celebrate the day by pouring it on everything. Oh wait, that’s every day.
Header image courtesy of Hidden Valley.