If your 2018 resolution was to shoot for your dreams, we might be able to help you out (as long as your resolution doesn’t also entail healthy eating). B&M, a supermarket chain in England, is hiring a Chicken Nugget Connoisseur. If you spend your days and nights obsessing over poultry byproducts and still order off the children’s menu, this is the job for you.

According to the amazing job listing, ideal applicants should have the following experience:

  • Getting the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonald’s and keeping them all for yourself 
  • Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cake
  • That time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself
  • You can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips

I don’t know about you, but I have never felt so seen by a job posting! I almost wish this was a personal ad instead, so I could marry it.

If you meet the rigorous qualifications, you’ll help the company expand their range of products in the coming year. They’re looking to expand both their frozen and fresh chicken items and are counting on a discriminating taste tester to help with the process. It’s tough work, but somebody has to do it.

In terms of compensation, the employee will receive 25 Euros (that’s about 30 bucks) in vouchers every month to try all the store’s new products. That’s a lot of nuggets! Then you’ll provide helpful feedback on their taste, texture ,and packaging to B&M. If you do get the job, you may want to brush up on our handy guide to every chicken finger and nugget on the market, which you should have memorized by now.

The only downside is that the position is temporary. Alas, nothing gold can stay, especially sweet, crispy golden chicken nuggets. The dream was nice while it lasted.

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Jessica is a former Associate Editor at Chowhound. Follow her on Twitter @volume_knob for updates on snacks and cats.
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