Thanksgiving turkey and wine

Let me guess. Mom made one snide comment about you not having “backup linens,” so you volunteered to host Thanksgiving and prove what an adult you are. Didn’t think she’d call your bluff, and now you’ve got 11 people to cook for and almost no time or idea how to do it.

Deep breath. You CAN do this, but you’re going to need some holiday hacks…lots and lots of hacks. We’ve plumbed the depths to bring you the best cooking tips and hosting tricks, designed to conserve what little time and sanity remains AND deliver a Thanksgiving for the ages.

Let’s get to it…

Make a List & Plan

This might be the single most important thing you can do, right after Aunt Janet-proofing the liquor cabinet. Map out what exactly you have to do, what you need to do it, approximately how long it will take, and how much oven/stovetop space it’ll require (often overlooked).

Next, type it up neatly or plug into a handy app like the Paprika Recipe Manager to keep you organized and on track and do your shopping a few days before to avoid supermarket stampedes.

Turkey

Let’s start here since this is probably the single most important, complicated, and time-consuming item on the menu. Make your motto “High and Dry” (don’t worry, we’ll explain) and you’ll be in excellent shape.

Go Dry

Brining, or the infusion of salt into the meat for flavor and moisture, has become somewhat ubiquitous for notoriously dry turkey and is highly recommended.

A dry brine (vigorous salt rub) is a much simpler endeavor than the classic wet brine requiring fewer steps, less time, space, and equipment. Dry brines also result in a very salty, crispy skin, so yeah…go dry!

dry brined roast Thanksgiving turkey

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Get our Dry-Brined Roast Turkey recipe.

There are still some purists who swear by a no-brine bird, however, so don’t stress if you must forego.

Get High

Much can be said for high-heat cooking with regard to results and, naturally, it cuts cooking time down quite a bit.

The below recipe calls for only two hours at a scalding hot 500-525 degrees for a 16 to 18-pound bird. Be careful to adjust for time and weight and this should yield a juicy bird with extra crispy skin.

high heat roast turkey for Thanksgiving

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Spatch Me if You Can

Spatch cooking, an increasingly popular method by which the turkey’s backbone is removed and breastbones are cracked so the bird cooks flat (and fast), is a no-brainer if time is of the essence.

Admittedly, you won’t get that Norman Rockwell glamour shot for Instagram, but your turkey cooks in a fraction of the time and the risk of drying out decreases greatly. To save even more time, have your butcher ‘spatch’ the turkey for you and note that you can and should still brine it.

butterflied or spatchcocked turkey for Thanksgiving with butternut squash stuffing

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Get our Butterflied Roasted Turkey recipe.

The Make-Aheads

If your turkey motto is “High and Dry,” make your motto for everything else “what can be done before, should be done before.” Catchy, right?

Mashed Potatoes

This side dish hall-of-famer is a sneaky time-suck on Thanksgiving. The good news is you can make them up to two days ahead and reheat without losing any of the fluffy, creamy goodness.

make ahead mashed potatoes

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Save even more time (and confuse anyone who lives with you) by washing your potatoes in the dishwasher. WITHOUT soap!

More Make-Aheads:

This Chowhound list of make-ahead recipes will be your very best friend. We’ve even pulled out a few favorites to get you started.

make ahead turkey gravy for Thanksgiving

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  • Stuffing will need to be popped back in the oven or under the broil to re-crisp the top, but with all the chopping and mixing involved, you’re well advised to to pre-prepare. Get our Make-Ahead Apple and Sage Stuffing recipe.
make ahead apple sage stuffing for Thanksgiving

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  • Making desserts ahead of time is a no-brainer since they keep well. Fruit pies are okay, but can occasionally suffer from soggy-crust syndrome. This Pumpkin Swirl Cheesecake, however, will thrive. Even overnight. Get our Make-Ahead Pumpkin Swirl Cheesecake recipe.
make ahead marbled pumpkin cheesecake

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  • Somehow lost in the shuffle, is arguably the best part of Thanksgiving, or any holiday: The booze! Throw together a fun and fabulous large batch cocktail, like this Hot Spiked Wassail, and watch Aunt Janet go! Get our Make-Ahead Hot Spiked Wassail recipe.
slow cooker mulled wine or wassail

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Pre-Chop & Prep

Chopping vegetables is proven to be therapeutic, but not when you’ve got 427 other things to do: the dog just swallowed a fidget spinner and your sister showed up early with her “free-spirited” twins.

Do yourself a favor: Chop, peel, and wash as much as you can the night before and seal in plastic bags or Tupperware. You’ll be so glad you did.

Get Bossy

Don’t be afraid to delegate dishes and tasks to guests, but be smart and gauge their strengths and capabilities in advance. Don’t put your nephew, a sophomore at Michigan State, in charge of the bar, for instance. You’ll end up with an ice luge and 30-pack of Busch Light.

Some people love cooking and will be delighted to pitch in, but give options, like a dessert or simple side dish. If you are going to ask for help, do it passively and make sure they really have the time. They may genuinely be too busy, and nobody wants a Grudge Judy at the table.

Well, that’s all. I think you’re ready.  Get out there and hack your way to a Thanksgiving so delicious and stress-free, you might just volunteer to host Christmas.

Just kidding…don’t do that. Put down the wine.

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