Love him or hate him, it’s hard to take your eyes off of Vegan Black Metal Chef in all his spiked-gauntlet, knife-licking splendor. So with the holidays approaching, we asked YouTube’s viral video star how he’d go about creating a festive yule log cake. Here’s how you do it, black metal style. Want to know more about the chef? Read our interview here. WARNING: contains explicit lyrics, therefore NSFW unless your office is f-word friendly.