My SO likes a traditional Xmas dinner but I am not a fan of pink neoprene supermarket ham. I ordered a real smoked ham online once but it was too salty for her taste. ("real" in the sense it was clearly animal in origin, unlike the supermarket versions, which I think are synthesized in vats at Genzyme and then molded into vaguely ham-like shapes.) Any recommendations for a brand or store? Whole Foods maybe? We will be a small group so boneless would be preferable.