Not that I expect anyone on here would need this warning, but...
DO NOT go to Mr. Green Jean's in the Eaton Centre. Even if you're meeting very close friends you haven't seen for much too long and they insist. They will survive. You might not.
I was prepared for thoroughly mediocre food. I was not so prepared to pay $20 tax+tip for a soggy "jerk" (that's Eaton Centre for "hot sauce") chicken sandwich, sweet potatoe fries and an iced tea. I think five of those dollars went toward the oil that was left on my plate after I (tried to) finish the fries. And the service is surly (I guess that's what service plates of fries with glasses of water to thirteen year olds all day will do).
Now let us never speak of it again.