Jumping off the most useful wedding gift thread, what were the silliest or most useless ones you got? (Preferably kitchen/food related.)
Personally I got two martini glasses with piano keys hand painted around the edges. They were not hand-painted by the gift giver, and neither my husband nor I play the piano. We also don't really drink liquor much in our house. Other than that it would be an unregsitered-for pair of crystal candlesticks shaped like palm trees. I don't intend to sound ungrateful - I loved all my guests and appreciated the gifts very much, but these are definitely still in boxes at my mother's house and not in our every day rotation.