I have offered to cook dinner for a friend in exchange for strapping a mattress to the top of his truck and moving it for me.
However, in his exact words, in response to the question, would you like salmon for dinner, he said: "i'm a simple guy!! but a simple guy who doesn't do seafood (unless you're talking crab rangoon, fried clam strips and tuna fish sandwiches!! those are pretty much the extent of my seafood liking but those are barely even seafood anyways!!"
i'm stuck here. what do i make him? hotdogs? sandwiches? i'm not going all out, but I'd still like to make something he'd like to eat.