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Does anyone LIKE matza?

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Does anyone LIKE matza?

captain_vegetable | Mar 30, 2012 02:12 PM

Seriously, do you like matza?

I find non-Jews love it ("It's like a giant cracker"), while Jews spend their entire Passover avoiding it.

I think that what it comes down to it, if you have to eat a cardboard-like substance that turns to concrete in your colon for 8 days, along with enough oil to give OPEC a run for its money, you're bound to feel repulsive and be turned off ... that's why I'm down to about 2 pieces of matza per year, both to be consumed as required at the Seders.

Blech!

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