After attempts to find Americanized Chinese to his liking jfood feels like Giuseppe O'Toole. Who is Giuseppe O'Toole? He left France in 1491 in search of America, and he failed. Likewise jfood has failed.
Maybe it is a different taste that he grew up with back east, maybe there is just a difference between NJ/NY/CT Americanized Chines versus what is available in MSP.
But with all the great other choices and his total lack of success, jfood will call it quits on this venture. He claims success on the Cheesburger and Ice Cream Tours, but he he gives himself an "F" on the Chinese venture.
Oh Well. Jfood returning in two weeks and already has a reservation at Bar La Grassa and the Taste of the NFL.