Or "Salad (with meat) on a Bun"? How can they call it a hamburger? They pile on all sorts of garbage to disguise the fact that the "main ingredient", hamburger, is a small, dried out, tasteless piece of meat that is totally out of proportion to the rest of the sandwich.
When I get a hamburger I want to be able to taste the beefiness of the meat. I want the natural juices running down my wrists and chin. I will add only what enhances the flavor, not cover it up. If I want a salad, I'll order it separately.