Does anyone have a friend who thinks they are an amazing cook?
I live in a real gastronomic paradise - there are so many amazing restaurants around me I will never get around to trying them all. Yet a friend of mine recently told me he doesn't eat out anymore because he's recently realised he can cook so much better than any restaurant. No irony.
Last week he cooked a 'lasagne' which was layers of tomato sauce, cheese, cream of celery soup and leftover onion dip between sheets of pasta.
Anyone else been served something hilarious by someone who thinks they are the next Julia Child?