I've wiped up massive puppy diarrhea.
Spent over $100 on emergency vet visits.
Been custom-cooking bland dog meals.
Screwed up a pie crust (first time I have ever done this!!!!)
Burnt my entire dinner beyond repair
Wrecked a Cuisinart hand-held whisk component by mistake
Cut my finger slicing melon
Messed up a watermelon salad by adding champagne vinegar as an experiment (it failed).
Almost got run over by a truck running a red light, accelerating through a crosswalk with "walk" illuminated (literally truck brushed my fingertips as I jumped out of the way)
Been rejected for a job I was passionately in love with
And all this since Friday! It's only Monday!
What soothes your sorrows on a bad week?