Sorry about that very bad joke, but it's late, and that's the best I've got at the moment.
Anyway, I'm tempted to pull the trigger on the half off Groupon that currently features Chen Chow, but I've heard very different things regarding the food at thing place. Let's put aside the see-and-be-seen aspect of the place, which I care nothing about...all I want to know is if the food is worth the 50% off trip there.
Thoughts? Comments? "Eat-there-and-die" style death threats? Let's hear 'em.