That’s a Spicy Pistol-Whipping!

Pour one out for the unfortunately named Goomba’s Pizzeria. The Palm Coast, Florida establishment is closing despite a recent burst of free PR, courtesy of the fact that owner Joseph Milano was, in fact, former mob hit man and federal witness Joseph Calco.

Calco drew attention to himself by reportedly assaulting and pistol-whipping two guys who had the stugots to complain about their calzone. Say want you want about that horrible Domino’s tape, at least no one got hit in the head by a gun.

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