ThinkGeek, lately praised by us for its Star Trek pizza cutter, continues its headlong march into kitchen drollery with the Knife Fridge Magnet, which totally looks like you stuck a knife into your fridge, without the damage, ruined knives, or family members standing around in mute horror. Not entirely sure what's thoughtful or geeky about sticking faux cutlery onto fridges, but the overall effect is pretty great.
Why not leave it sticking threateningly out of your grocery lists? "Buy peanut butter, pancake mix, Tampax, and bread OR YOU DIE!"
Knife Fridge Magnet, $9.99