O Canada, Please Tone Down Your PSAs

In the instant classic (and quickly canceled) series Arrested Development, the family patriarch really threw himself into teaching his kids life lessons. No matter how minor the infraction—not leaving a note, for example—George Sr. would hire a man with one arm to stage a terrifying accident wherein he would “lose” a prop arm and teach the kids something they’d never forget.

The obvious message (and comedy): The emotional trauma of the lesson far, far outweighed the original point of the exercise.

On that note: Canada has put out a breathtakingly horrifying restaurant-safety public service announcement about … well, wow. Honestly, I can’t remember what the original point was, but just watch the damn thing over on sports news site Deadspin. [WARNING: Contains footage of what may be the most grotesque kitchen accident you can imagine. You may throw up.]

And that, kids, is why you always clean up grease.

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